long story about three adjectives

I have started listen new audio book made by Sylwia Kaczmarek - World of English. I guess that I finally found audio book dedicated for me. I gotta say that even I feelt good when it goes to vocabulary, but I cannot practice this skills as much as I wish. Listening other audio books or reading a books make a dissonance and forced me to get learned another portion of fancy words whose I will never have a occasion use in practice. I have to break the barrier whose stop me to use understandable and confident english. I wanna reach the audience and get started be proud of the exertion whose I put in learning that particular language. Let’s back to Sylwia’s audiobook. I have just finished interesting audiobook called job interview. Sylwia has spoken about how to practice at home or with teacher a good presentation of ourselves. She talks about few simple type of questions whose frequently  appear in job interview. Could I depict myself at three adjectives? Could I tell about my the greatness success and the greatness defeat? 

After listening that lesson i have spoken to myself for 2 hours. I imagined that i face the commission who's considered employment of me. What would i do if I were the commission? My answer - The hect no! So let’s start prepare to this stressful situation.

Even in polish language when i hear the question like describe yourself  using only adjectives. For first 2 seconds I have to wonder- what the heck was adjective? Further 10 second I think about how to describe myselfs? I couldn’t use this words without short explanation. If i do, they will think about that I don’t understand the question or I can’t even deal with that simple task. Later I realise, than i said that I’m hardworking, punctual and precise i would sound like 10 persons before me and I don’t impress to anybody. I addition no one of this adjective describe my personality. So more accurate adjective will be lying. Even in my mother language is hard interesting depict myself to make a good impression, didn't lie and answers in just few seconds. When you get started thing about that after some time you don’t know who you really are. I think I could write that I’m involved. I shouldn’t add that only in one condition -  when the project is interesting and morally acceptable. In other case I do what every lazy man. I will looking for the simplest way to achieve goal. I could say also that I like work with other people as team or just helping the customers and it would be a true. I really like that. The best feeling except the cash bonus is satisfaction facial expression of customers. I sound bad - right? The worst is that i like using this form of expressions in real interview. I like seem to be direct and with sense of humor. Most of customers like it as well but not everybody. Wait a moment - second case isn’t a adjective. What should i said, that i’m cooperative. This one world doesn’t describe me as i wish. I could said that i’m creative or i have futurologist point of view. But what it mean? How this feature should help them fulfil the purpose. What it mean about me? That i am outlandish? Maybe i might say that i resistance to stressful situations. I think that was true. I am a procrastination type of man. I really sure that i shouldn't mention about that. But when i do i confirm that I am the honest man. Only little feel of stress could force me to be 100% efficient. But who like to feel that feeling all the time? I tried deal with that monkey in my head whose control my most of my life. (I recommend TED conferences about procrastination if you don't know what i'm talking about) Learning english little help me with that because it is a skill whose is impossible to learn with low workload. I wanna write also about second Sylvia's question about my the greatness success and defeat. So it will be continued. 

After little rest i could rethink about my the greatness success. Most of people prefer speak about their success then their defends. I don’t like speak about them at all. I used to have a great business plan. That was a big opportunity for me however - my lack of experience cannot allow me to successful accomplished that plan. Still i haven't enough experience. What i used to said when i had a  job interview. I’m experienced merchant. Once upon time when i got started work in call center i spoken with enormous amount of people. I like talk about situation when i speak with some woman. I wanna sell her pack of sms. I talk about advantages of this pack however that woman wasn’t convinced. Then i said, that i don’t understand her choice. I said that I see that she wrote the sms and she exceeds own pack or she must limit yourself to avoid higher bills. I didn’t see that but that trick was very successful and she agree on my proposition. I get started reading the conclusion of agreement and she on the last moment mention that she doesn't understand how it’s possible exceed subscription of sms when she is blind but she trust me and she admit that i could add this pack for 5 zł to her substitution. I felt awful. I explained that have to be error of system because if she is blind and if only she is using phone it is impossible to exceed included pack of sms. She admit and thanked me to that help. Now when i have talk about this kind of situation i like relate to that situation. With conclusion I am so good seller that i could sell pack of sms even to blind person. However i liked add that i sell only product whose i consider as useful. I am not kind of annoying merchant without scrupulous. My biggest defeat